Diarrhea Sunrise. It has a nice ring to it. Like maybe it could be the name of a new one hit wonder top forty boy band album. Or a drink that some frat boy serves on the beach in Daytona at Spring Break. Or maybe its a wrestling move. Sort of like a DDT.
But no. Its none of these things. Its just a diarrhea sunrise. An up all night with your almost four year old diarrhea sunrise. An I’ve got nothing better to do than sit here and watch the sunrise and wait for the next round diarrhea sunrise. A you better wash your hands before you make breakfast diarrhea sunrise. A this stuff seems stickier in the heat and humidity diarrhea sunrise. A “dad, I really like the colours in this neighbourhood” diarrhea sunrise.
I hadn’t seen the sunrise in a while. Diarrhea or no, I’m glad I was up to watch it happen with my daughter. It was a pretty awesome conversation starter.
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